That. Just. Happened.

How do I break it to Facebook that I don't like it in that way? in fact, if FB was a person I'd have filed a restraining order against it like 50 text messages/emails ago and I'd get it, as much as it is cyber-stalking me! No, I'm lying, of course. I love getting that shit, I crave it, I feel like a rockstar and I get as much traffic as a Bel Air cul de sac past midnight. .